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A Happy New Year from F&R...

Sorry for not cartooning for so long, and I'm not any closer to do so, but at least I can write a little dialogue that came to my mind last night (another insomnia, sigh).

(English version)
- Fox : Bonne année tout le monde !!!!!
- Ratty : [Il ouvre une bouteille de champagne, POP] Ouaaaaaais ! Bonne année 2012 !
- Fox : Je vous souhaite de bien profiter des 356 jours à venir !!!
- Ratty : [Éberlué] Qu'est-ce que c'est que ce compte ?
- Fox : [Doctoral] Eh bien, 2012 est une année bissextile, tu sais.
- Ratty : Oui, alors il y a 366 jours.
- Fox : [Dramatique] Mais la fin du monde est pour le 21 décembre.
- Ratty : Idiot !
- Fox : [Furieux] Incroyant !
- Ratty : [Ironique] Il me tarde de voir ta tête le matin du 22 décembre...
- Fox : [Boudant] Et moi la tienne.
- Ratty : [Plus ironique] ...
- Fox : [Il comprend] Oh merde.
- Ratty : Tu sais quoi ? On fait un pari. Si tes aztèques se sont trompés, tu m'offrira à Noël, euh, une roue de gruyère. AOP.
- Fox : [Déterminé] Ok. Et si j'ai raison, tu m'offrira mon poids en graines de tournesol. Ah !
- Ratty : [Encore plus ironique, si possible] D'accord...
- Fox : [Réfléchissant un peu]... Nom de Dieu ! Putain de tricheur !


- Fox: Happy New Year everybody!!!!
- Ratty: [Opening a champagne bottle, POP] Yeaaaah! Happy New Year 2012!
- Fox: I wish you'll enjoy the incoming 356 days!!!
- Ratty: [Flabbergasted] What's that count?
- Fox: [Doctoral] Well 2012 is a leap year, you know.
- Ratty: Yes, so it's 366 days.
- Fox: [Dramatic] But the World will come to Its End on December 21st.
- Ratty: Stupid!
- Fox: [Furious] Unbeliever!
- Rattty: [Smirk] I can't wait to see your face on December 22nd's morning...
- Fox: [Pouting] And me yours.
- Ratty: [More smirk]...
- Fox: [Understanding] Oh shit.
- Ratty: Know what? We make a bet. If your Aztecs are wrong, you'll offer me on Christmas, huh, a whole Gruyere. PDO.
- Fox: [Determined] Okay! And if I'm right, you'll offer me my weight in sunflower seeds, ah!
- Ratty: [Even more smirking, if possible] Agreed...
- Fox [Thinking a little]... Damn'! You cheating bastard!

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kanld
31st Dec, 2011 21:46 (UTC)
Wandering? Swimming in a sea of problems, each one a little more expensive and unexpected that the former one. And I'm afraid the year to come won't be better. Sometimes I wish Fox's right... But that would be quite selfish, I'm sure there's a lot of people enjoying their life, or at least having more fighting spirit than me!
Anyway, I hope you're okay and your family and friends too :oD
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tarlanx
31st Dec, 2011 21:07 (UTC)
ROFL!! Loved this exchange! It's a win-win for Ratty!

Hit send too soon..meant to add HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Edited at 2011-12-31 21:07 (UTC)
kanld
31st Dec, 2011 21:48 (UTC)
Glad to hear from you Sandra, but I have news by Lynda each week :o). So once again, Happy New Year to you and the girls (and the pets)
aqualegia
31st Dec, 2011 22:57 (UTC)
LOL Ratty can't loose that one.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!
ladymidath
1st Jan, 2012 13:15 (UTC)
Good to see you again. :-D Love the Fox and Ratty exchange.
sinfulslasher
1st Jan, 2012 17:44 (UTC)
Ratty is sneaky!

Good to see you posting again, and I hope your 2012 will be better than 2011! *hugs*
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