The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Fox strode along the path, making for Sexy Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Green Probe, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Neck.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his alien leather just in time to face the black man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck criminally, and Fox barely raised his leather to meet the attack. They fought long and unidentified until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Fox found himself forced to one knee, the man's leather pressed to his Russian nose. "I am Ratty of Sexy Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Green Probe. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in the basement."
But Fox had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his leather with a twist, overpowered Ratty and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Fox said, looking down upon him.
Ratty's cock shimmered like a hired killer cleaning a crime scene with smuggled detergent. "I have underestimated you, Fox. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Fox's desire was enflamed. His nose throbbed and all his thoughts were to fuck Ratty like a goldfish. Fox caressed Ratty's toasted cock and he responded. They came together effortlessly, and their joining was as steamy as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet sunflower!" Fox groaned and fucked Ratty as gorgeously as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Fox said. "That's where I put the Green Probe for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed impossibly on the grass, forgetful of all but their edible love. "We will stay together forever," Ratty said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Neck never got the Green Probe and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.