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Krycekian government has been really busy last 24 hours. Mr Fluffy, from the Bureaucracy Minister, wished to thank Mrs ursula4x for her very kind mail.



Principality of Krycekia
One Rat To Rule Them All
Bureaucraty Ministry

Immigration Section

Dear Ursula,


His Rattyness and myself were deeply touched by your dedication to Principality of Krycekia.

The informations you gave are pretty accurate and I'll be happy to add some which can prove useful.

The Krycekian currency is the Kickass which is brought into alignment with Canadian dollar. Nevertheless we accept all currencies; you may deposit any amount, without limit, at the Royal Krycekian Bank.

The official religion is indeed Holy Nick Worship but it is not mandatory to be a believer to be granted Krycekian nationality. Dayly airings of Holy Nick's works on RKTV are usually sufficient to convince atheists.

There is no military duties as the Principality doesn't maintain an army. Our foreign politics is based on two principles: "Why fight them if you can blackmail them?" and "The first to betray is the last to be surprised" - which never failed to solve any problems till today.

Instead, every citizen, without regard of his/her/it sex and proclivities, can be requested to His Rattyness' harem. In actual practice, due to the plethora of volunteers, we only accept nowadays candidates with very special skills or unbridled imagination.

There is no Police or Law Enforcement in Krycekia - all Security matters are in the hand of the RKBO (Royal Krycekian Black Ops) under the direct supervision of His Rattyness; the subject is not open to discussion.

About fiscal obligation, regular income's taxation rate is 50% ("fifty-fifty" rule); illegal income's is 0,5%, in order to encourage free enterprise, which His Rattyness is a fervent supporter of.

I'll conclude saying you're warmly welcome to visit Krycekia, one of the most unheard of and quiet countries in the Universe - and probably the only one where you can meet a wide range of aliens. Intergalactic business is our first source of income.

Truly your's,
Fluffy S.
Bureaucracy Minister

Comments

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rhymephile
16th Feb, 2006 09:04 (UTC)
I'll volunteer to be an enforcer for the RKBO, to ensure that the proper amount of respect and love is paid to His Rattyness. But I want to carry a sword!
kanld
16th Feb, 2006 09:48 (UTC)
Being only an artist myself, I can't truly answer. But the rumor in Krycekia is the members of RKBO are trained with every kind of weapons, Earthian or not (including sword, yes). I even heard some enemy of the Principalty was taken care of with a nanocytes-candy... I guess members are allowed to carry the weapon they're the most at ease with, efficiency is the keyword here.
amazonx
16th Feb, 2006 09:53 (UTC)
Holy Cheese!
Kandi, I love you to no end! You are most creative and funny! *hugs*
bardsmaid
16th Feb, 2006 09:58 (UTC)
This was great, kaNd!
sinfulslasher
16th Feb, 2006 11:26 (UTC)
May I move to Krycekia? Sounds heavenly!!! :)

Damn, kaNd, that letter was funny as all hell! You're hysterical! Thanks for the laugh, I definitely needed one today. :)
crimsonsenya
16th Feb, 2006 12:01 (UTC)
Absolutely brilliant! You think his Rattyness would let me become a priestess to the Holy Nick Worship? *bats eyelashes*
kanld
16th Feb, 2006 14:30 (UTC)
Why not? As long as it doesn't keep you from paying your taxes and being eligible to the Royal Harem...
crimsonsenya
16th Feb, 2006 14:56 (UTC)
<33 The country truly sounds like a paradise. :D
ursula4x
16th Feb, 2006 18:44 (UTC)
"unbridled imagination" Ah, then I qualify.

Thank you for the citzenship papers....well, after I thought about it, I realized forging my own papers was in line with the national ethical idea. I would have donated half my material weatlth, but I thought it better to contribute half of Oral Robert's instead.
kanld
17th Feb, 2006 06:55 (UTC)
Forging papers? Absolutely in line, right. In fact there's a monthly contest with prizes for the better ones... And another one for forged banknotes (all but Kickasses!)
May I ask, who or what's Oral Robert???
ursula4x
17th Feb, 2006 07:13 (UTC)
May I ask, who or what's Oral Robert???

A very rich, very bigoted, and idiotic fundamentalist preacher.
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