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Voodoo

You can find actually in France voodoo dolls with the face of Président Sarkozy or Mrs Ségolène Royal (this lady was the former socialist candidate to presidency). They come with a dozen of pins and a little manual.
Sarko (aka Bling-Bling President) was furious and pressed charges for “illegal use of His picture”. Alas! Judges didn't agree.
It's the first time in history French justice dismisses a president...
Voodoo Doll
The designed areas are called things like “170%” (the pay rise Sarko allowed himself) or « Casse-toi pauvre con ! » (“Fuck off, sucker!”), an elegant way he had to address a simple citizen who dared to refuse shaking hand with him at Agriculture Fair...

Mrs Royal said she couldn't think of pressing any charges, and that if he goes on this way, Sarko will embargo « Le canard enchaîné » (the Chained Duck, an old, famous and very harsh political weekly).
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F&R Cartoon: EU Presidency

Sarkozy EU
For my LJ friends outside European Union, the 27 countries are presided by executive authority of each country, each one in his/her turn, changing every 6 months. Since yesterday it's our French President, Sarkozy (aka the Angry Smurf) who's in charge. And for half a year, our co-citizens are going to enjoy his very egotistical way of ruling. Here he's called "Président Bling-Bling".

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